Frequently asked questions, continued...

Susan: "Where will you exercise and buy your gluten-free-taste-free bread that tastes like ass??"

I think I might have a lot on my mind these days...yesterday, I wore two different earrings all day. I recommend trying it. You'll notice that people look at you longer, and then the other person gets to have that "Should I mention it?" awkwardness. I think it says to the world, "Sure I might accessorize, but I don't think about it."